Morning Musings

While on the way to work this morning (a commute which BLISSFULLY allows me to avoid any freeway interaction) I saw a guy get pulled over in a school zone. Crazy Train was playing on my radio.

I mused that if I were a traffic cop, and I pulled over some poor schlub, and they happened to be listening to Crazy Train, I would be inclined to be lenient.

And I pondered – what music would likely incline your average police officer toward citation-lenience?

And it struck me.

Nickleback.

A new category!

Today, I am announcing the birth of a BRILLIANT new idea.

Pseudo Ponders.

Eventually, when I have more readers than gee-whillakers-batman, you will be able to submit a question to be pondered – and if I can’t cook up a solution, the brilliant mind(s) in the comments will take a stab at it. But for now, this is merely an epiphany. A hint of an idea… a BRILLIANT hint of an idea.

It’s gonna be a Thing. You wait.

Yours in barely-contained enthusiasm,

Pseudo