While on the way to work this morning (a commute which BLISSFULLY allows me to avoid any freeway interaction) I saw a guy get pulled over in a school zone. Crazy Train was playing on my radio.
I mused that if I were a traffic cop, and I pulled over some poor schlub, and they happened to be listening to Crazy Train, I would be inclined to be lenient.
And I pondered – what music would likely incline your average police officer toward citation-lenience?
And it struck me.
Nickleback.
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